* Doesn't cover her poop
* Has the worst smelling poop of any animal. Ever.
* Drinks water by putting her feet in the water dish and splashing around, like a small child in a puddle. Water dish now permanently resides in the bathtub, so as not to damage the wood floors.
* Plays in the toilet.
* Enthusiastic nurser, despite the fact that no one's offering any teats.
* Takes things out of my trash to play with them.
* Unrolls the toilet paper onto the floor.
* Chews on the tape on the couch that's supposed to discourage cats from clawing it.
* In CONSTANT motion
Whoever invents an accurate animal personality testing kit for pre-adoption use is going to be the next richest person in the world. Is it the same I wonder with kids? They turn out to be insane but you love them anyway because, well, they are yours, blah blah.
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ReplyDeleteI had a cat with about 80% of the annoying habits above, plus she liked to take her poop out of the box. She would bat it around the house and it would end up in my purse.
ReplyDeleteshe would also knock things off the counters just for the hell of it, she especially liked full glasses of water.
She was the devil. we later found out she was blind and felt bad. not bad enough to ever get another cat.
Hahahaha Becky! The poop in the purse is insane. I sometimes wonder if Mini is a little "touched."
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