There are a lot of dudes sending around penis pictures these days, as if that's something women want. I'm not even gonna bother linking anything here, because I'm you've all read a million articles about this lately (here's another one!). I once had a boyfriend send me a picture of his penis. His laptop was on his lap and he was looking at pictures of me (nekkid). That was mildly flattering I guess, but I still didn't really want to see it. I deleted it.
A year or two later, I was talking to a male friend about how no girl wants a penis picture and I told him what I wrote above. He said he's sent the exact same picture to a girl he was seeing once. Here I thought my ex had been all original, but no. Just another way for guys to send shots of their dicks.
Monday, June 6, 2011
A Weird Story
I'm getting a little permanent hair removal done. TMI, I know, but that detail is essential for this story. Anyway, I'm making small talk with the electrologist as she's shooting fire into my pores and ask her if anyone has ever requested that she remove hair from their heads. She said that one time a gay couple came in. They looked somewhat similar and were also dressed similarly. Her description actually brought to mind Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. Both had buzzed hair, but one of them had the beginnings of some male pattern baldness going. The other wanted his head hair removed so that it matched the early balding of his boyfriend.
True story.
True story.
On Probiotics
I started taking a probiotic called Ultimate Flora Adult Formula 15 Billion. I like taking something with billions. I rarely get the chance to do a billion anything.
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